LET THE GIRLY PORN BEGIN!
The prompts are in, and now it's time for the 2008 DCU FEMSLASH PORN BATTLE to begin!

But how is it a porn BATTLE, you ask?

Whoever writes the most wins! On August 1, I'll declare the battle over and make a list of everything written. Because apparently I like lists a lot. Who ever wrote the most gets a lovely banner by shadowkitten87! If you don't want to write that much that's okay too! You can write as many or as few as you want. I'll make a second banner for everyone who participated.

Now, I've only got two rule for this. Besides that, pretty much everything goes.

1. GRAMMAR IS IMPORTANT! I don't care if you misspell a few words or use who instead of whom. But I'm going to assume that everyone playing here is an adult, and therefore they should have at least a high school level proficiency at writing. Basically, this is not Fanfiction.net, and if you write like it is, I'll delete your fic. I will comment first to tell you that I'm deleting it and why. I won't be very strict, but I want to be able to read these things without my inner grammar nazi threatening to kill people.

Please, please, please follow it. Spell check exists for a reason. So does the shift key. Use the two of them appropriately, and I probably won't have a problem.

2. DO NOT BREAK YOUR PROMPTS INTO TWO PARTS! Just post it to your own journal and link to it exactly as you would if it were one fic. I'm happy you're writing so much, but please, please, please do it this way. It makes it easier for me.

OKAY NOW, on to the prompts!


DCU:

Addie/Dinah: sharp
Amanda Waller/Barbara: take one for the team
Anissa/Cass/Grace: explanation
Anita/Cissie: replacement; competition
Anita/Greta: Robin costume
Anita/Rose: swinging and miss
Anita/Ystin: new girl at school
Argent/Donna: stars
Arisia/Carol Ferris: competition
Arisia/Katma Tui: picnic on Mogo; exploring my options
Arisia/Zinda: thing for pilots
Artemis/Diana: competition; lasso; scars; initiation; battle dress; campfire
Artemis/Diana/Io: ritual
Artemis/Selina: whips and chains
Barbara/any: changing tires; changing gears
Barbara/Barda: brains and brawn
Barbara (Batgirl)/Bette: Nightwing
Barbara/Bette/Cass: batgirls
Barbara (Batgirl)/Cass: passing the mantle
Barbara/Cass: flexibility; learning experience; legacy
Barbara/Cass/Steph: the Batgirl club
Barbara (Batgirl)/Carrie/Steph (Robin): Siamese human knot
Barbara/Charlie Gage-Radcliffe: learning curve
Barbara/Dani Garrett: craziness is relative.
Barbara/Diana: strategy and strength; internet; negotiations; diplomacy; research; secret identity; control; trust
Barbara/Dinah: canary cry; too late; power struggle; Oliver Queen; the greatest risk; tools; bubble bath; wedding; long day; teledildonics; where to stay after your husband kicks you out; spy-gadget phones add appeal to phone sex; making up; caged bird; swansong; resonance; simon says; whip; day planner; pen; flat tire; superglue; computers;
Barbara (Batgirl)/Dinah: illicit use of time travel
Barbara/Dinah/Helena: bored
Barbara/Dinah/Zatanna: gags
Barbara (Batgirl)/Harley: sanity in madness
Barbara (Batgirl)/Harley/Ivy: tainted blood soaked
Barbara/Harley/Ivy/Selina: old school rock
Barbara (Batgirl)/Helena: dark night; mirrors
Barbara/Helena: friction; complicated; worst stake-out ever; unexpected phobia; very mild superpowers; superglue; science fiction
Barbara (Batgirl)/Ivy: trapped
Barbara/Kara: tease; punishment
Barbara/Karen: boredom; flying; pranks
Barbara/Katerina: rivalry
Barbara/Kory: tough love; competition; Batgirl costume; healing process; get it out of your system; learning to do things with no legs, two arms, and one mouth; earth customs; fun with heat; Tamaranean talents; so you think *Dick* is acrobatic?; reconciliation; costume swap; befitting a queen; cheating
Barbara/Lana: red hair
Barbara (Batgirl)/Linda (Supergirl): flying
Barbara/Lyssa Drak: knowledge; hacking
Barbara (Batgirl)/Selina: breadcrumbs; chance meeting; cat's toy; bring it; mischief; all work and no play
Barbara/Selina: declawed; when the Bat's away; I guess you'll do.
Barbara/Stacy: chat room
Barbara/Renee: courage
Barbara/Zatanna: unexpected; candles; camera
Barbara/Zinda: sex with the boss; 10000 mile servive
Barda/anyone: Mega-Rod
Barda/Bea: training
Barda/Diana: fight; warrior; "my husband thinks you're pretty"; bar fights
Barda/Dinah: JLI years
Barda/Dumb Bunny: Amazon Challenge
Barda/Helena: fury
Barda/Helena/Zinda: open bar
Barda/Karen: too big
Barda/Knockout: arm-wrestling; tap-out; crazy sexy bar fight; sisterhood
Barda/Kory: strange new world
Barda/Lashina: collateral damage
Barda/Zatanna: wand vs. megarod
Bea/Mary Marvel: overprotective
Bea/Michelle Carter: new world order
Bea/Tora: alive; breathe; mine; devotion; massage; anything he can do I can do better; first snowfall
Bernadeth/Stompa: Desaad's workplace
Bette/Steph: afterthought
Bianca Reyes/La Dama: when you've got no one else.
Black Orchid/Poison Ivy: a lesson in pollination
Brenda/Etta: normal
Brenda/Nadia: euphemisms
Brenda/Traci 13: surprise; competition; Grandma Reyes' old recipe for aphrodisiac sauce.
Bulleteer/Gypsy: team-up
Carol Bucklen/Cissie: loss; friends; superhero support
Carrie/Steph: girl power
Cass/Helena: theft; win; upper hand; fire
Cass/Kara: red sun; better than you; flying
Cass/Katana: swordplay
Cass/M'gann: like mother like daughter
Cass/Rose: rematch; helpless; dominance; daddy issues; at rest; it's in the past; affection; reading; fighting; touch; outcast
Cass/Selina: stealthy; curiosity
Cass/Steph: playtime; interesting reading material; tickling; foot rub; role-reversal; guilt; injury; inadequacy; training; first date; chocolate; growing up supervillain; Robin; body language; bat-noun; ain't misbehavin'; 3 guesses; attempted phone sex; wishes; teaching; ice cream; nonverbal communications
Cass/Talia: assassins
Cassie/Cissie: powerless; comeback; flying; crutches; hiding from parents; first time; comfort; estrangement
Cassie/Cissie/Greta: nail polish
Cassie/Donna: under the stars; how to be a good sidekick
Cassie/Donna/Rose: failed diplomacy
Cassie/Diana/Kara: Amazon training
Cassie/Kara: vulnerable; playful
Cassie/Knockdown: remembering
Cassie/Rose: too far; golden lasso; benched; reunion; tease; uneasy truce
Carrie Kelley/Steph: predecessor
Charlie/Cissie: crime fighting
Charlie/Dani Garret: enthusiasm
Charlie/Diana (Black Horizons): sadism
Charlie/Harley: explosion
Charlie/Kate: bloodied knuckles
Charlie/Lori: taboo; belong; "never were there such devoted sisters"
Charlie/Mary Marvel: curious
Charlie/Maxine: hyper; happy go lucky; playing dress-up
Charlie/M'gann: not fitting in; rainy day
Charlie/Rose: bitch; annoying; shower; fight
Charlie/Steph: costumes; first impression; cute
Charlie/Tora: a cure for loneliness
Cheshire/Lady Shiva: not again; poison; sweet
Circe/Diana: poison love
Cissie/Greta: roommates; role play; enveloped
Cissie/Karen: bra
Cissie/Mia: (not) second best
Cissie/Ystina: the crying game
Courtney/Kara: blond justice; education
Courtney/Maxine: flight; joy; comfort; toes; sky!sex; ways of life
Crazy Jane/Platinum: 6D origami
Crimson Fox/Sue Dibny: French lessons
Delirium/Harley: confused
Delirium/Harley/Ivy: clowns
Diana/Death: Elysium; princess
Diana/Diana (Black Horizons): truth
Diana/Dinah: to tell the truth; leadership; sisters; battle; scars; complete; seclusion
Diana/Donna: legacy
Diana/Etta: silver age; bondage; lasso; candy; woo woo; badass; president
Diana/Grace: sisterhood
Diana/Harley/Ivy: blackmail
Diana/Hawkgirl: feathers; flight
Diana/Helena: italian food; lasso of truth
Diana/Io: flame; new sheets; courting; scars; birthday; forge; unforgettable; remember
Diana/Isis: to walk among women; when you can't use compassion; the last resort
Diana/Kara: discipline; chastise
Diana/Karen: No; fist; powerful; sisters; mentor; flying; home
Diana/Kate: letting your hair down; star; consider; jump; wine; popular music
Diana/Lois: interview; flying; glasses; jealousy
Diana/Selina: more; getting even; tempting
Diana/Selina/Talia: Bruce problems
Diana/Mala: secret
Diana/Renee: dream
Diana/Zatanna: sisters; goddess; ritual; lonely
Diana/Zinda: supeheroes
Dinah/Helena: point; slow night; dinner; blood
Dinah/Io: "close to her"
Dinah/Mia: new girl; crush; mentor
Dinah/Shiva: past; lessons
Dinah/Selina: slinky; mischief; lasso; let's end the dance; night life; mistaken identity; first impression
Dinah/Zatanna: quiet!; fishnets; commiserate; loss
Donna/Karen: power; bitch; day off
Donna/Kory: contact; return; BFFs
Donna/Raven: magic goes wrong
Donna/Rose: comfort
Dolphin/Mera: skinny dipping
Duela Dent/Nora Fries: support group
Gladys (Booster's wife)/Hippolyta: Amazon; sunrise; bed; lasso
Greta/M'gann: fire; evil
Greta/Steph: business as usual; alive
Harley/Holly: the great diamond robbery; play date
Harley/Holly/Mary: "Why do I have to be the slave girl?"
Harley/Joker (Tangent): rubber chicken
Harley/Joker (Tangent)/Ivy: sane
Harley/Ivy: vines; laughter; hyenas may not water plants; nostalgia; rehabilitation; Thelma and Louise; thorns; freedom; watering; vine-brator; winter; television; cheer up; pick a card; Batgirl costume
Harley/Mercy: things that end in y; loyal retainer
Harley/Raven: get happy
Harley/Selina: pent-up anger; shot dead
Harley/Talia: unrequited
Hawkgirl/Faith: shower
Hawkwoman/Raven: old souls in young bodies
Helena/anyone: motorcycles
Helena/Ivy: serenity
Helena/Kate: the quiet game; above the law; new york; mafia
Helena/Scandal: checkmate
Helena/Selina: catsuit; dark alley
Helena/Steph: teenage rebellion; fierce
Helena/Renee: grief; legacy; new face
Helena/Zinda: "how come Babs and Dinah get to have all the fun?"; guns verses crossbows; sushi
Holly/Kate: new
Holly/Steph: strays
Iolande/Soranik Natu: do you trust me?
Iris/Mar'i: end of the world; powers; sunrise
Isis/Ivy: nature
Isis/Talia: onion layers
Ivy/f/f: stop making-out while I explain my villainous plan!
Ivy/Renee: questions and answers; pollen; garden
Ivy/Selina: bondage; bite; wet
Ivy/Steph: protecting Tim; mourning; children
Jenni Ognats/Jessi Quick: girl speedsters
June Robbins/Platinum: CPU debugging
Kara/Karen: birthmark; mistaken for sisters
Kara/Karen (As Flamebird and Nightwing in Kandor): hiding; secret identities; frustration; tattoos; "I'm in charge here."
Kara/Kory: sunlight
Kara/Knockout: deja vu
Kara/M'gann: aliens; compromise
Kara (Silver Age)/Linda: show her how it's done
Kara (Modern)/Linda: discipline
Kara/Mary Marvel: morals
Kara/Mary Marvel (evil): exhibitionism; mile high club
Karen/Helena: best friends
Karen/Kate: the beginning
Karen/Selina: Ted's a jerk
Katana/Renee: ducks
Kate Spencer/La Dama: legal issues; grey areas; silence
Kate/Renee: rooftops; secret histories; masks; second guessing; strained; "but the past ain't through with us"; french; ring; resolution; undercover, angry!sex, don't leave me, succumbing, can't help myself when it comes to you, atonement
Knockout/Scandal Savage: after the fight; resurrection; teamwork; blade; hacking; disorder
Kory/Steph: addicted to Robins; smile
La Dama/Traci 13: under the desk; power
Lana/Lois: ice cream; possessive; darkness; lingerie; farm; red dress; waiting for the phone to ring
Lian/Milagro (future): living in their shadow; new team; expectations; training
Linda Danvers/Mary Marvel: first impression; comfort; you think that's darkness?
Linda Danvers/M'gann: moth to a flame; overcoming fear
Lois/Selina: falling off buildings; bored; consolation prize; if only they knew; switch; double date
Lois/Vicki: compromising photograph
Lois/Mercy: off-the-record
Lori/Maxine: shut up; too much information
Lori/Rose: hurt
Lori/Traci 13: magic is in the air tonight
Maggie Sawyer/Toby Raines: headlines; off duty; conflict of interests; protect; videotape
Maggie Sawyer/Renee Montoya: investigation; thick of things; trapped
Mary Marvel/Sally Sonic: corrupted
Mary Marvel/Zatanna: lacigam ssik; mentor; magick; power
Maxine/M'gann: up up and away
M'gann/Rose: shapeshifting; invisibility; separate; boredom; tailsex
Mia/Steph: legacy
Raven/Selina: the Gotham City Hedonist Society
Renee/Selina: interrogation
Rose/Shiva: precarious
Rose/Steph: sucky father's day
Sally Sonic/Ystina: new girl
Selina/Steph: kitten
Selina/Renee: chase; Bats; games; honesty; rooftop
Shiva/Steph: my daughter's keeper
Steph/Zinda: history report with oral presentation
Zatanna/Zinda: flying without wings

DCAU:

All-Star Batman and Robin:
Barbara/Diana/Dinah: blood; flight; batman; ass
Diana/Dinah: men; whore; violence; goddamn

Batman Returns:
Catwoman/Catwoman (comics): stitches

Batman Strikes:
Batgirl/Catwoman: chase, stolen
Barbara/Ivy: best friends; save you; "You can do better than this."

Fables:
Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Snow White: princesses; power; strength

JLU:
Audrey/Diana: chivalry
Batgirl/Supergirl: rumors
Diana/Hawkgirl: faith; teamwork
Diana/Helena: warrior woman
Diana/Lois Lane: tease
Dinah/Helena: no holds barred; rematch
Hawkgirl/Vixen: detente
Philippus/Shayera; warriors

Smallville:
Alicia/Lois: long hair
Barbara (comics)/Chloe: 'hero hag'; hacking
Chloe/Diana (comics): first time; fly
Chloe/Dinah: besties; interrupted; costume
Chloe/Kara: heat; Justice League; experiment
Chloe/Lana: coffee break; bonding; painting; together; sunset
Chloe/Lois: banter
Dinah/Lois: awkward; elevator; secret identities; old boyfriends; heroics
Gina/Lois: exclusive
Kara/Lois: impressions
Lana/Lois: farm

Teen Titans Go!:
Kory (comics)/Starfire: when I grow up
Raven/Starfire: new experiences; joy

Crossovers:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
Buffy/Kara: haunted
Faith/Selina: prowl

Doctor Who:
Donna/Donna: arguing; alternate universes; time and space; head explosion
Donna/Zatanna: mind-unwipe ("Who is Martha Jones and why do I think she's a good kisser?")

Farscape:]
Aeryn Sun/anyone: fighter pilot
Aeryn Sun/Diana: new around here
Aeryn Sun/Steph: tour guide

Good Omens:
Diana/War: peace

Neverwhere:
Helena/Hunter: the hunt

Magdalena:
Helena/Patience: Catholic; sharp pointy things

Marvel:
Amanda Waller/Maria Hill: coup
Barbara/Kitty Pryde: "Professor X and Batman are jerks!"
Batgirl/Black Cat: bad girl
Bea/Janet Van Dyne: fashionable
Carol Danvers/Karen: home is; no nonsense
Carol/Diana: planes
Carol/Hippolyta: planes
Cass/X-23: pressure; unreasonable mentors; silence is golden
Cissie/Kate Bishop: left behind in a multiversal crisis.
Donna/Jean Grey: resurrection
Diana/Emma Frost: last thing on my mind
Diana/Moonstar: nurture
Dinah/Emma Frost: leader; blond ambition
Elektra/Lady Shiva: night; right place; dance
Elektra/Lady Shiva: mission; home; lost
Emma/Sasha Bordeaux: chess; black and white
Emma/Selina: diamonds
Emma/Talia: diamond
Felicia/Kory: Titan Tower robbed!; wrong cat burglar; under the bleachers; boyfriends, they're real and they're spectacular.
Felicia/Selina: a bird in the hand; rip-off; negatives; bad luck
Firestar/Kory: burn
Helena/Natasha: forced partnership
Hippolyta/Ororo: queen
Iris West/May Parker: daddy's girl; legacy; with great powers
Ivy/Ororo: natural selection
Jean (Dark Phoenix)/Zatanna: something wicked this way comes
Jennifer/Karen: size matters
Jennifer/Kate: prosecute
Jennifer/Knockout: green
Jennifer/Kory: horse of a different color
Jubilee/Steph: wrong one
Kara/M: rightful place
M'gann/Mystique: melting
Misfit/Squirrel Girl: body image issues
Psylocke/Selina: trapped together
Seline/Talia: immortal
Tigra/X-23: cats
Vixen/X-23: feral
Wanda/Zatanna: no control

Matrix:
Oracle/Trinity: unplugged
Lady Shiva/Trinity: red; no you don't; this ends now

Mercury:
Cessily/M'gann: shapeshifters

Sin City:
Cass/Miho: expressive

Stargate SG-1:
Steph/Vala: troublemakers

Stargate Atlantis:
Kory/Teyla: stick-fighting

Supernatural:
Bela/Dinah: I got here first; no way out; mine
Bela/Lois: "You're after what!?"; exclusive; secrets

Tarot:
Boo Cat/Catwoman (Balent-era)/Witch of the Black Rose: theft

Tomb Raider:
Diana/Lara Croft: artifact; Indiana Jones
Dinah/Lara Croft: ancient; booby traps
Helena/Lara Croft: smuggling

Veronica Mars:
Barbara/Veronica: private training
Diana/Veronica: breast comparison
Steph/Veronica: show them how it's done

X-Files:
Scully/Zatanna: scientific method

Xena:
Diana/Xena: trickery; against the odds; many skills; center of attention; gladiator; mythology

I was going to organize them by fandom in the general DCU, but it gave me way too much pain. As it is, my attempts to organize made me forget that there are two Kates in the DCU. So I'm not entirely sure which of the Kates are Batwoman and which are Manhunter. Feel free to guess, check the prompts or ask me.

Speaking of which! If you have any questions, reply to the first comment with them. That way the rest of the comments can all be actual fics.

I understand that some people have trouble writing graphic sex or just don't want to. That's fine! This is a porn battle, but it doesn't have to be a graphic porn battle. HOWEVER, it is still a porn battle. You should include sex in some way, though it can be a fade to black or just not a graphic description of it if you want. If you want to write fic with no sex, by all means, still include it. It'll be an honorable mention, though, and not count towards the total number of prompts you've done.

If someone's already filled a prompt you want to do, that's fine! Do it anyway! The more the merrier!

Use this heading in the subject when posting.

TITLE: Fandom: Pairing, Prompt

If it's a crossover, the fandom should look like this.

Crossover: Fandom.

You don't need to say that it's DCU/Fandom because we already know it's DCU. Just the other fandom will do.

The second comment will be a correctly formatted fic if you want an example.

Yay! Go write! And comment on other people's writing! And everything!

ETA: For the next week I probably won't be around very much because I am traveling, but I'll check up every now and then to make sure no one's killing each other and stuff.

ETA2: pendown's post reminded me. If it's too long, DON'T split it into two comments. Post it to your journal than comment the exact same way with a link where the text would go. Sorry for forgetting that, pendown! Also, I added it into the rules.

ETA3: JUST TO BE CLEAR. ALL COMMENTS TO THE ENTRY DIRECTLY SHOULD BE ANSWERING PROMPTS. IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION OR A COMMENT THAT ISN'T A FIC, PUT IT IN THE FIRST COMMENT! Or I will delete your comment. Geeze, people is it that hard to read this post?