What's in a name? ([info]shananagin) wrote,
@ 2008-06-28 15:06:00
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Entry tags:bart allen, bart/tim, kon-el, tim drake, worksafe

Fic: Freaking Kids. Kon, Bart/Tim. G.
Title: Freaking Kids
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Kon, Bart/Tim
Prompt: 41. Shapes
Word Count: 230
Rating: G
Summary: Kon and a de-aged Tim and Bart. This will not end well.
Previously.
Author's Notes: For [info]coldfiredragon's Cliche ficathon.



Kon hated magic. He really, really did.

Even when it didn't affect him.

Tim started drawing weird shapes on the wall.

Scratch that, he especially hated it when it didn't affect him.

"Stop it, Rob," Kon said, grabbing the wriggling kid and wrenching the markers out of Tim's hands with his TTK.

Tim scowled. "Who's this Rob person? Toldja I'm Timothy Jackson Drake and my daddy could beat up your daddy."

"I seriously doubt that," Kon said. "Look, Timothy Jackson Drake – where'd Bart go?"

Tim just smirked.

"Oh, you got me to release my patented tactile telekinesis on him, didn't you?" Kon knew Robin was crafty, but he'd thought that it was something Batman had trained into him.

"Ima distrac-shun," Tim said, squirming until Kon put him down. "But Bart says he's gonna come back for me an' we're gonna run 'way and get married."

"You aren't old enough to get married even at your real age," Kon said.

Tim stuck out his tongue. "You've got stupid pointless belts."

"What does that even have to do with anything?"

"CmonTimmyIgotcha!" Bart shouted, not slowing down for even a second as he grabbed Tim and ran.

"Get back here!" Kon yelled, but of course, Bart was gone. Great, now Kon would have to try and catch them again.

And Kon had thought he was getting off easy when Zatanna had de-aged the other two boys and not him.



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[info]zenithjolt
2008-06-28 11:14 pm UTC (link)
Lol,

Aw, that was so sweet when Tim said that he and Bart "we're gonna run 'way and get married."

Lovely.

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[info]shananagin
2008-06-29 12:52 am UTC (link)
XD I couldn't resist.

Thanks!

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[info]axolotl_lan
2008-06-28 11:14 pm UTC (link)
<3 GLEEEEEE Lil' Timmy is a distraction and he and Bart are gonna be married. This is exactly why I like your fics!

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[info]shananagin
2008-06-29 12:55 am UTC (link)
Aww, thanks!

L'il Timmy has it all planned out. He is a master strategist.

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[info]anthraciteowl
2008-06-28 11:38 pm UTC (link)
See, Kon. This is why you try really, really hard not to annoy Zatanna.

And Timmy has always been sneaky. He will always be sneaky. It's one of his charms.

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[info]shananagin
2008-06-29 01:02 am UTC (link)
I may make my story for the "magic gone wrong" prompt a prequel to this.

Timmy is a sneaky little bastard. Annoying Zatanna is nothing compared to annoying Tim.

This is because Tim will trick you into annoying Zatanna and and get her to punish you.

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[info]greeneyelove
2008-06-29 12:12 am UTC (link)
Kon gets an adventure in baby sitting. Perfect. I love Little!Tim and
Little!Bart's plan to run away and get married. That is too cute!

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[info]shananagin
2008-06-29 01:18 am UTC (link)
It's a very clever ploy. With no chance of failure, provided the big, bad Kon doesn't show up and RUIN EVERYTHING.

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[info]geministar01
2008-06-29 12:25 am UTC (link)
Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuw, I think I'm gonna die of the cuteness! XD

Little Timmy is so cute, both with the "running away to get married" bit and always saying his full name. Not to mention the "my daddy could beat up your daddy" taunt. And Little Bart is just a joy.

Serves you right, Kon. XD You should never tick off Zatanna!

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[info]shananagin
2008-06-29 01:20 am UTC (link)
Yes, Jack Drake vs. Superman...tough match.

I may write about what they did to so piss off Zatanna for the magic gone wrong prompt.

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[info]saavikam77
2008-06-29 01:48 am UTC (link)
ROFL!! XD Poor Kon. :p

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[info]shananagin
2008-06-29 02:16 am UTC (link)
Hee, he's got considerably poor luck here.

Unlike adorable Bart and Tim (who will deny everything when he's back to himself.)

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[info]nycscribbler
2008-06-29 04:41 am UTC (link)
So cute.

But "affect", not "effect".

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[info]shananagin
2008-06-29 04:44 am UTC (link)
Agh! I hate it when I do things like that. I'm actually really good at grammar, I swear!

Man, I thought I'd caught all the errors. Teach me to not go to my beta...

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[info]darthbatgirl
2008-06-29 12:43 pm UTC (link)
Awwwww, lil' Tim and lil' Bart are just so cute. Kon never stood chance against two such masterminds like them.

(looking forward to the prequal.)

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[info]shananagin
2008-06-29 02:35 pm UTC (link)
Kon is doomed.

Thanks!

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[info]roguecatwoman
2008-06-30 06:02 pm UTC (link)
They're so cute! And poor Kon having to be the responsible one! =P

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[info]shananagin
2008-06-30 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Zatanna is fairly pleased with the punishment she chose for them.

Thanks!

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[info]le_mouton
2008-07-01 06:19 am UTC (link)
Too cute ! ^o^
You know, I can help hoping they'll bring back Bart younger =D It would be fun and I'm sure Tim'll love baby-sitting XD

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[info]shananagin
2008-07-01 06:20 am UTC (link)
I hope he's younger too, but not too young! I'd feel bad about slashing him if he was five.

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[info]le_mouton
2008-07-01 06:45 am UTC (link)
XDDDDDDDDDDD I wasn't thinking about slash, but you're right, I'd feel bad too if he was five XD
He just had to be... legal XD

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[info]mad_wiccan
2008-07-01 08:48 am UTC (link)
yep Tim was quite a hyper crafty child, and Kon is seeing it wasn't just a childhood-story.

"But Bart says he's gonna come back for me an' we're gonna run 'way and get married."

that was sweet.

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[info]shananagin
2008-07-01 01:29 pm UTC (link)
Thanks!

Tim is and has always been a sneaky little Bat. It's just life.

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